The Short Period Pill.
This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen.
‘Heart attack, blood clots and stroke’ are not considered ’serious effects’. You’ll be fucking dead.
Who in the right mind would want to shorten their periods to 3 days at the risk of DYING? It’s just 4 fucking more days! Live with it!
Nonsense.
It’s only 27 degrees and I’m freezing already. I hate to imagine how I’m going to put up with winter.
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Dear Mr. Centipede:
After exposing myself to pictures of you for the past 24 hours, I think my fear of you has waned a little bit, especially since you’re not particularly vicious to humans. However, I am now almost sure those bites on the back of my neck I got when I was sleeping were made by you. Since you have eyes, I am going to assume that you at least know you should be staying away from my bed. Those bites happened the first few weeks I moved in, and it hasn’t happened anymore, so I do hope we’ll keep it that way.
Also, I promise not to kill you on sight if you would go up to the apartment above me and scare the shit out of the guy living there. The asshole plays heavy metal right in the middle of the night, his footsteps are like a giant’s, so I would like some retribution. I will be very grateful if you did so.
Thank you.
Elaine
Sociology
Went to see my professor today, just to check out my grade and reminding him of the recommendation letter he promised me. The minute he saw me by his office door, he said:
“You got the highest grade!”
“I did?!”
“95.5!”
Holy shit.
I’m sorry, but what?
You are… 2% unique (blame, for example, your interest in kof soundtrack) and 11% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy psychology). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is absurdly obscure.
Your overall weirdness is: 99
(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 98% of other LJers.)
A Conversation
Ahhh Julia. I love my sister.
I just got back sweating after an hour of walking around campus and taking pictures of OSU for my dad. So there we were, merrily chatting away about how Daddy’s going to be so excited at looking at the pictures, and then Julia talked about how she booked her dental appointment and it wasn’t reflected in the dentist’s appointment schedule, then I got an email.
[11:41:46 AM] Elaine says: OH MY FREAKING GOD
[11:41:55 AM] Elaine says: one of my lab partners just asked me out
[11:41:56 AM] Julia says: ?
[11:42:00 AM] Julia says: REALLY
[11:42:02 AM] Julia says: WHICH ONE
[11:42:02 AM] Elaine says: Elaine,This is going to sound kind of strange and completely out of the blue but I have meant to ask you if you would like to have a cup of coffee or perhaps lunch or something with me. I guess thats the problem with being shy or whatever, makes it difficult to ask awkward questions. You just seem like a nice girl so I figured I would ask. If that sounds interesting to you feel free to either return me an e-mail through here or you can call me if you like, or you can just talk to me in class next week. Sorry for asking you this way, I hope you understand.
Thanks - Chris
[11:42:05 AM] Julia says: DUMBCUTE?!
[11:42:09 AM] Elaine says: NO NOT DUMB CUTE
[11:42:13 AM] Julia says: DAMN
[11:42:14 AM] Elaine says: THE OTHER ONE THAT SHOWED UP
[11:42:18 AM] Julia says: WHO”S THIS?!
[11:42:21 AM] Julia says: WHO’S THIS?!
[11:42:23 AM] Elaine says: LOL
[11:42:24 AM] Julia says: WHO’S THIS?!
[11:42:28 AM] Julia says: WHO”S CHRIS?!
[11:42:37 AM] Elaine says: HE’S THE GUY THAT SHOWED UP FOR THE PROJECT MEETING
[11:42:45 AM] Julia says: IS HE CUTE
[11:42:46 AM] Elaine says: NO
[11:42:50 AM] Elaine says: ;____;
[11:42:50 AM] Julia says: DAMN
[11:42:55 AM] Julia says: LOL
[11:42:56 AM] Elaine says: WHAT SHOULD I SAY
[11:43:00 AM] Julia says: SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:43:01 AM] Julia says: lol
[11:43:05 AM] Elaine says: LOLOLOLOL
[11:43:09 AM] Julia says: if u’re interested in him say yes la
[11:43:10 AM] Julia says: lol
[11:43:11 AM] Julia says: aiyoh
[11:43:14 AM] Elaine says: OMG i’m laughing out so hard right now
Then we moved on to talking on webcam.
… Yeah. All I just wanted was to highlight Julia’s ‘SO EXCITING’ bit. I was laughing so hard at that. And Julia now gets her own fucking tag!
‘Dumbcute’ was a nickname for the other guy in my lab session. He has the most gorgeous eyes, and so innocently naive, but he was just… dumb. There’s one more girl that forms our group of 4, and I’ve come to label her as ’slow-godcrazy-girl’. Because she’s… slow, and she likes God a leeeeetle too much.
Drunk
As of 12.55 am, I’m semi-drunk… I think.
My eyes are bloodshot, my face is swollen and red. I’m extremely dizzy, can’t coordinate myself (at least partially), my heartrate’s going 100 beats per second. I find everything funny, and an overwhelming need to smile at everything and nothing. My concentration’s really poor, I don’t remember anythingI’ve just written. My hands type funny. My eyes focus funny too.
It was just 7% of alcohol! 330 ml of it! And I like cider, ok?!
Now I know why people die of heart attacks when they drink too much alcohol. My heartrate’s through the roofff.
Argh I can’t take it anymoe. I’m going to bed.
