Some LOL nonsense

But Soft!

I LOL’ed. ETA: In that vein… where=/=wherefore. It’s a hilarious read.

And the continuing saga of FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS:

[22:14] Elaine: should we be discussing some form of probably belle/anton sex in the future? xDDD
[22:14] Her: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:15] Her: do you want them to? **waggles eyebrows**
[22:15] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:16] Elaine: i dunno! it’s real world, so it’s logical that they should (eventually), since zidane and gaston keep talking about getting laid and shit
[22:16] Elaine: but haaaay anton can’t function, can he? he’s got FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS
[22:17] Her: oh SHIDD not that again AHAHAHA
[22:18] Her: wouldnt that make him more..i dnno.. powerful?
[22:18] Elaine: OMG STOP IT xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:18] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:18] Elaine: OKAY I LOLED
[22:19] Her: AHAHAHA YOU STARTED IT :P:P
[22:20] Her: SERIOUSLY tho
[22:20] Her: XDD
[22:20] Elaine: belle: “HOLY CRAP YOU’RE SO BIG”
anton: “yeah… you know that champagne i had at gaston’s party? more powerful than you think.”
[22:20] Elaine: CHAMPAGNE: LIKE VIAGRA, IN A WAY
[22:20] Elaine: OKAY WE SHOULD STOP NOW
[22:21] Her: OMFGGGGGGGG
[22:21] Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And thanks to this, I remembered turning “It’s a Small World” into a sex song in secondary school. I think I heard it from someone else, but I guess it was so hilarious it just stuck with me for the rest of my life.

It’s a fucked up world
Full of fucked up people
They do fucked up things
And they say ‘I’m fucked up’

What the fuck can they do
But to say ‘fuck you’?
It’s a fucked up world after all!

Chorus:
It’s a fucked up world after all (x3)
It’s a fucked up world~

They do just one thing under open sky
What can they do besides fucking high
And the guy goes inside
And the girl says ‘yikes’
It’s a penis world after all!

(Chorus until you’re ready to shut up)

RP LOL

I was just chatting up with Beast-mun, and this was just hilarious enough to get it posted.

[23:10] Her: POSTEDED
[23:10] Her: sorry..mental block ><
[23:10] Elaine: READIN'~
[23:11] Her: YEY
[23:11] Her: AUGH TYPO
[23:12] Elaine: LOL I DON'T SEE IT
[23:12] Elaine: O THAR
[23:13] Her: TWO TYPOS!!
[23:13] Elaine: ^^ it's okay. i remember our thread at the gaston party, and you didn't finish your 'drinking champagne' sentence. so it turned out something like 'it trickled down his throat LIKE BURNING'
[23:13] Her: ZOMG HIDES FACE
[23:13] Elaine: i was like, 'like burning'?
[23:13] Elaine: xDDD
[23:13] Her: HAHAHAHA
[23:13] Elaine: IT'S OKAY
[23:13] Her: shit u noticed
[23:13] Her: noooo it wasnt like burning
[23:13] Her: it was...
[23:15] Elaine: The bubbly liquid burned like fire down
[23:15] Elaine: xDDDD
[23:15] Her: yeah
[23:15] Her: i was about to paste that
[23:15] Her: yeah i forgot the 'his throat'
[23:16] Elaine: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[23:17] Elaine: we can substitute so many things in that. xDDD
[23:17] Elaine: 'his penis'
[23:17] Elaine: 'his boobs'
[23:17] Elaine: 'his man boobs'
[23:17] Her: ..............
[23:17] Her: stop it..you're making me LOL in the middle of my office
[23:17] Her: xDD
[23:17] Elaine: FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS

AND AND, I forgot that I wanted to post this too. Liz-mun at Raise the Colors wanted to apply for Esmeralda, and we wound up talking about Britney Spears and Michael Jackson.

01:27] Her: but have you seen home alone
[01:28] Her: there’s this movie poster with the ‘home alone’ kid all DDDD: and michael jackson is peeking in the window
[01:28] kimpiko: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[01:29] kimpiko: I SEE IT
[01:29] kimpiko: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[01:29] Her: HAHAHAHAH I WAS ABOUT TO LINK YOU
[01:29] kimpiko: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
[01:29] kimpiko: APPLY TO THE RP AS PETER PAN WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AS PB
[01:30] Her: THAT
[01:30] Her: IS
[01:30] Her: SO
[01:30] Her: HORRIFICALLY
[01:30] Her: LOL
[01:30] Her: OH MY GOD
[01:30] Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:31] kimpiko: I LOVE CHILDREN AND I DONT WANT TO GROW UP WHEEEEEE
[01:32] Her: I LOVE KIDS >:D
[01:32] Her: DEAR MOMS,
[01:32] Her: SEND YOUR LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERS HERE~
[01:32] Her: I’LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM
[01:33] kimpiko: OH DEAR LORD
[01:33] kimpiko: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:33] Her: HAHAHAHAHA IT IS SO CREEPY

Bipolar!

Wheee! because I love RPing. (I don’t think I’m that good at it, but the interaction is so much fun!)

Booo! because I have inherited my father’s lifetime supply of blackheads on his nose on my nose. I’m doomed to rely on pore packs forever! *izsad*

Fuck.

NORTHWEST AIRLINES 6
Singapore-Changi, Singapore (SIN) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 6:00am
Tokyo-Narita, Japan (NRT) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 2.25 pm

Tokyo-Narita, Japan (NRT) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 3.25 pm
Portland-Int’l, OR (PDX) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 8:30am

NORTHWEST AIRLINES 590
Portland-Int’l, OR (PDX) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 12:10pm
Minneapolis/St. Paul-Int’l, MN (MSP) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 5:34pm

NORTHWEST AIRLINES 184
Minneapolis/St. Paul-Int’l, MN (MSP) on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 7:20pm
Columbus on August 29, 2007 (Wednesday) at 10:11pm

It’s a 28 hour flight, and the worst thing is that I have no aisle seat. I have a weirdass right leg that likes to act up and I need to get up and walk around every couple of hours because of it. It’s not going to be happy if I keep shoving my ass up against the guy on the aisle attempting to get out. Hopefully I can convince the person at the counter tomorrow to get me one.

Mom keeps shoving more and more stuff into my bag, and when there’s no more room, she brings out yet another bag and says ‘well, you can check in two pieces of luggage, right?’ Yes, mom, but I don’t want to check in two pieces of luggage. My backpack’s going to be as heavy as shit when I’m stuffing my laptop in there, and I am not carrying another 10kg worth of nonsense that I can live without.

Does anyone have experience with Northwest? I’ve flown United, and if Northwest is worse than that, I’m not going to be one happy person at the end of the flight.

From now on, I am going to take pictures of every airport I’ve been to. Or collect magnets, whatever.

On another note, I’ve joined the RP raisethecolors on GreatestJournal, and I’ll be playing Calypso! (I would have loved to play Sao Feng and half of the Brethren Court, but I doubt I’ll have time to play more than two characters. But whatever, maybe the draw will be too great. One day.) So here I am, pimping the comm, because we need more members! Most of the main characters have been snapped up, but here’s the character list. Join join join!

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