NTU is a joke
So I wound up tagging along to my dad’s tutorials today - one hour slots for three hours straight. Now I know why professors don’t like smaller classes - it gives them more work to do, they have to repeat more things. Even me, who was just sitting there got tired.
Met Hafizah on the last tutorial. She went “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” and we shrieked together for a bit. Also, Mr Shiok Playwright Awesome Alfian Sa’at enrolled for my dad’s class too! I was half tempted to run up and get an autograph.
My daddy teaches awesome, and omg he’s actually genuinely funny in class. Not like his lame “What do you do in Bath? Take a bath hahahaha” jokes. Headed to the campus’s Sakae Sushi to have lunch, then I hung around his office and cleaned his computer out of viruses. The technicians kept saying he needed to reformat his computer to get rid of the viruses, but I just wiped it clean with 4 programs I use regularly on my own computer. Dunno what they’re paying these people for if they haven’t even heard of Ad-Aware.
Ohoh, and the way they name these buildings are so complicated. My dad told me a really hilarious story:
Dad’s colleague: Hey, let’s meet up for lunch. I’ll meet you at your office and we’ll head out.
Dad: Are you sure you don’t want to just meet at the Chinese Cultural Center instead? The names of these buildings are seriously complicated.
DC: Yeah, yeah, sure. I’m really good with directions, I’ll find it.
Dad: Okay, my office is at 3.2B409.
DC: … I’ll meet you at the Chinese Cultural Center.
Anyhoo, fun day. 
LKY: Official Grudgewanker
I’ve been reading through my old JC Singapore notes because my dad wants me to do a writeup for his book (or something like that) and he was lazy.
Lee Kuan Yew has some epic, epic, EPIC grudgewank going on.
1. He expels 13 guys from his party who then form the Barisan Socialis (who are communists pigs, REMEMBER THAT).
2. Barisan Socialis take nearly all of PAP’s grassroots support and resources because it was theirs to begin with.
3. PAP has to rebuild credibility from ground up.
4. LKY goes BERSERK
5. LKY launches Operation Cold Store, arrests communists.
6. LKY makes more arrests of communists.
7. LKY de-registers unions communistic in nature.
8. LKY revokes citizenship of communists sympathizers.
I’m sure people are going to cover it up and say COMMIES ARE EVIL AND WHAT HE DID WAS THE RIGHT THING, but WRONG WRONG WRONG. He entered an alliance with the communists before he booted them out, for Christ’s sake! People should be knowing more about it, not skimping through this!
Now I’m thinking he’s gone Republican just to overcompensate for his alliance with the communists 50 years ago.
Grudgewank: he has it.
Another reason why a 500TB harddrive needs to be invented
I hate burning my extra stuff to DVD+Rs. It’s not easily accessible anymore! Whine.
A quickie
Ramblings
This is a definition for ‘logical truth’ in my Philosophy class. I swear I can’t make this shit up.
A sentence is logically true if and only if it is not possible for the sentence to be false.
YEAH, THANKS FOR THE INSIGHT.
Heh, I am struggling with Philosophy. It feels like something that I can’t grasp - I get it sometimes, but more often than not it’s out of reach. I’m in the process of converting the double negatives and weird definitions into something that I can understand, but… meh. I guess the process of logic just isn’t my thing (I AM SAD).
Steven Strait is tehsex. AND MARRIED. Who’s going to bet a divorce is in store within the next 3 years?
ETA: Zac Efron and Orlando Bloom battling to get the lead role in Prince of Persia? DO NOT WANT. Get Steven Strait!
Some LOL nonsense
I LOL’ed. ETA: In that vein… where=/=wherefore. It’s a hilarious read.
And the continuing saga of FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS:
[22:14] Elaine: should we be discussing some form of probably belle/anton sex in the future? xDDD
[22:14] Her: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:15] Her: do you want them to? **waggles eyebrows**
[22:15] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:16] Elaine: i dunno! it’s real world, so it’s logical that they should (eventually), since zidane and gaston keep talking about getting laid and shit
[22:16] Elaine: but haaaay anton can’t function, can he? he’s got FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS
[22:17] Her: oh SHIDD not that again AHAHAHA
[22:18] Her: wouldnt that make him more..i dnno.. powerful?
[22:18] Elaine: OMG STOP IT xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:18] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:18] Elaine: OKAY I LOLED
[22:19] Her: AHAHAHA YOU STARTED IT :P:P
[22:20] Her: SERIOUSLY tho
[22:20] Her: XDD
[22:20] Elaine: belle: “HOLY CRAP YOU’RE SO BIG”
anton: “yeah… you know that champagne i had at gaston’s party? more powerful than you think.”
[22:20] Elaine: CHAMPAGNE: LIKE VIAGRA, IN A WAY
[22:20] Elaine: OKAY WE SHOULD STOP NOW
[22:21] Her: OMFGGGGGGGG
[22:21] Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And thanks to this, I remembered turning “It’s a Small World” into a sex song in secondary school. I think I heard it from someone else, but I guess it was so hilarious it just stuck with me for the rest of my life.
It’s a fucked up world
Full of fucked up people
They do fucked up things
And they say ‘I’m fucked up’What the fuck can they do
But to say ‘fuck you’?
It’s a fucked up world after all!Chorus:
It’s a fucked up world after all (x3)
It’s a fucked up world~They do just one thing under open sky
What can they do besides fucking high
And the guy goes inside
And the girl says ‘yikes’
It’s a penis world after all!(Chorus until you’re ready to shut up)
