Oh America.

All I wanted was a Nissan March. Just that car. Only that car. It’s cheap, it’s small, it fits occasional guests. It’s cute, it’s pretty, it’s stylish.

But you don’t have it. There are bigass sedans, monster trucks, monster vans, but no pretty little cars.

The Volkswagen Beetle and Mini Cooper prices are insane (not like I know much about car pricing anyway, but I’m certain the Nissan would cost much lower than that.)

I want a pretty little car!

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