Some LOL nonsense
I LOL’ed. ETA: In that vein… where=/=wherefore. It’s a hilarious read.
And the continuing saga of FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS:
[22:14] Elaine: should we be discussing some form of probably belle/anton sex in the future? xDDD
[22:14] Her: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:15] Her: do you want them to? **waggles eyebrows**
[22:15] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:16] Elaine: i dunno! it’s real world, so it’s logical that they should (eventually), since zidane and gaston keep talking about getting laid and shit
[22:16] Elaine: but haaaay anton can’t function, can he? he’s got FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS
[22:17] Her: oh SHIDD not that again AHAHAHA
[22:18] Her: wouldnt that make him more..i dnno.. powerful?
[22:18] Elaine: OMG STOP IT xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:18] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:18] Elaine: OKAY I LOLED
[22:19] Her: AHAHAHA YOU STARTED IT :P:P
[22:20] Her: SERIOUSLY tho
[22:20] Her: XDD
[22:20] Elaine: belle: “HOLY CRAP YOU’RE SO BIG”
anton: “yeah… you know that champagne i had at gaston’s party? more powerful than you think.”
[22:20] Elaine: CHAMPAGNE: LIKE VIAGRA, IN A WAY
[22:20] Elaine: OKAY WE SHOULD STOP NOW
[22:21] Her: OMFGGGGGGGG
[22:21] Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And thanks to this, I remembered turning “It’s a Small World” into a sex song in secondary school. I think I heard it from someone else, but I guess it was so hilarious it just stuck with me for the rest of my life.
It’s a fucked up world
Full of fucked up people
They do fucked up things
And they say ‘I’m fucked up’What the fuck can they do
But to say ‘fuck you’?
It’s a fucked up world after all!Chorus:
It’s a fucked up world after all (x3)
It’s a fucked up world~They do just one thing under open sky
What can they do besides fucking high
And the guy goes inside
And the girl says ‘yikes’
It’s a penis world after all!(Chorus until you’re ready to shut up)