Some LOL nonsense

But Soft!

I LOL’ed. ETA: In that vein… where=/=wherefore. It’s a hilarious read.

And the continuing saga of FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS:

[22:14] Elaine: should we be discussing some form of probably belle/anton sex in the future? xDDD
[22:14] Her: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:15] Her: do you want them to? **waggles eyebrows**
[22:15] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:16] Elaine: i dunno! it’s real world, so it’s logical that they should (eventually), since zidane and gaston keep talking about getting laid and shit
[22:16] Elaine: but haaaay anton can’t function, can he? he’s got FIRE DOWN HIS PENIS
[22:17] Her: oh SHIDD not that again AHAHAHA
[22:18] Her: wouldnt that make him more..i dnno.. powerful?
[22:18] Elaine: OMG STOP IT xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:18] Elaine: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:18] Elaine: OKAY I LOLED
[22:19] Her: AHAHAHA YOU STARTED IT :P:P
[22:20] Her: SERIOUSLY tho
[22:20] Her: XDD
[22:20] Elaine: belle: “HOLY CRAP YOU’RE SO BIG”
anton: “yeah… you know that champagne i had at gaston’s party? more powerful than you think.”
[22:20] Elaine: CHAMPAGNE: LIKE VIAGRA, IN A WAY
[22:20] Elaine: OKAY WE SHOULD STOP NOW
[22:21] Her: OMFGGGGGGGG
[22:21] Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And thanks to this, I remembered turning “It’s a Small World” into a sex song in secondary school. I think I heard it from someone else, but I guess it was so hilarious it just stuck with me for the rest of my life.

It’s a fucked up world
Full of fucked up people
They do fucked up things
And they say ‘I’m fucked up’

What the fuck can they do
But to say ‘fuck you’?
It’s a fucked up world after all!

Chorus:
It’s a fucked up world after all (x3)
It’s a fucked up world~

They do just one thing under open sky
What can they do besides fucking high
And the guy goes inside
And the girl says ‘yikes’
It’s a penis world after all!

(Chorus until you’re ready to shut up)

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