Residency
So my residency application was found, and I got this in my email a couple of days ago:
Elaine,
I am in the process of completing your residency packet and need additional information. Can you please prove me a copy of [your aunt's] 2007 tax return. You can bring, mail in or fax it to the number below. Your application will be in pending until I receive that information.
I called up my aunt, and it turns out she wouldn’t receive her tax return until April, so I wrote back an email:
Hi Jeff,
I phoned my aunt about procuring the 2007 tax return form, and she said she won’t receive it until April 2008. Would a 2006 tax return be okay, or is the 2007 tax return form absolutely necessary?
And then I got this:
Elaine,
I do not need her 2008 tax return. I need the 2007 which she should receive in April of this year. Call if you have questions.
That’s exactly what I said, you nitwit. And I said Two Thousand and Motherfucking Six, not 2008. Can you not read? BWARGH.
