Quotes
Ken: D’you want the duck’s head?
Lisa: No, that’s gross! You eat it! You’re a fatass.
Ken: Shut up, Lisa, or I’ll stuff it down your throat.
Lisa: DO IT.
Ken: I’ll do it when you’re asleep. You ever watch The Godfather?
Renee: Why are we all taking pictures here?
Lisa: Dad wanted a picture of the 2008 calander.
Ken: Y’know Dad, it’s a digital picture. There’s the date on it.
Uncle: Huh, then what I did was kinda stupid, wasn’t it?
Me: ????? (Another testament to how bad my Chinese is. I meant to write ‘Merry Christmas’, but I wound up writing ‘happy lay egg!’ instead).
Mom: *can’t stop laughing*
Me: I liked the bit about Adam and Eve in the Bible. Not bad la… can read la.
Julia: xD What, you’re turning the Bible into a book review? ‘A+++ WILL READ AGAIN’.
Me: ‘NOT BAD NOT BAD!’ xD
Julia: xDDD
Me: So… what was that book you were reading again? War and Peace, right? Shit, that book is so long.
Julia: Uh, actu-
Me: Christ, I hate reading long books, and look at you. That’s like the book of all books.
Julia: It’s CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, not War and Peace!
Me: Potato, potahto.
