Insomnia
It’s 5.07 am, and I’m not able to sleep at all. I only had 5 hours of sleep last night, and it surprises even me that I don’t feel tired. I hope this isn’t permanent.
Just a bunch of other quotes I remembered from NYC.
1. Woman queues up with her children to buy some Beauty and the Beast merchandise in the theatre. The line is excruciatingly long, and with the crowd, it’s hard to differentiate the queue from the crowd. This woman in front of me had a stick up her ass.
Woman to another woman: The queue STARTS. BACK. THERE, OKAY, SO BE A CIVILIZED PERSON AND DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
Another woman: Whatever. I’m just standing around, I’m not queuing.
Me: (HA, EPIC FAIL.)
2. On the last public performance, the orchestra continued to play music as the audience filtered out, some guy whips out his camcorder and films the orchestra pit.
Flute guy in orchestra pit: THAT’S ILLEGAL! What you’re doing, IT’S ILLEGAL! IT’S NOT ALLOWED! just so you know.
Collective mind: It’s the last show, who gives a fuck what you think?
… I know there’s more, but I can’t remember. Oh well.
