OMGWTF
So there I was in the Singapore Politics lecture with Charmaine and Gwen Teong.
Me: So… what happened to Fang Yu?
Gwen: Isn’t she in poly?
Char: Yeah, she’s in poly.
Me: Doing what, nursing?
Gwen: I dunno. All I know is that she looks funky now.
Me: … How do you know all this?
Gwen: Pea knows everyone, so naturally I should know everyone that Pea knows.
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Me: What happened to Rasitha?
Gwen: Oh, I dunno.
Char: Oh, she got married or something like that.
Me and Gwen: SHE GOT MARRIED?!
Me: She’s 19!
Gwen: MARRIED?! To who?!
Char: Some old guy la.
Me: How did you know?!
Char: Xiao Qing’s friend told me.
Me: OMG!!!
Gwen: Is she in university?
Char: No.
Me: OMG!!!
Gwen: SHE’S NOT?!
Me: She wants to be a housewife ah?!
Char: I dunno.
Me: OMG!!!
Char: But she’s really happy!
Gwen: OF COURSE SHE’S HAPPY. No one likes her!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, there you go.
